SMS-ing the Wrong People


Neville Basson Once again, happy birthday to Tate Aaron Mushimba and Ousie Madawa, may God bless you and keep you for another 60 years! I would also just like to add by saying a big thank you to Tate Kulu who also made the birthday party last week Saturday. It’s always a pleasure to entertain you, may God bless you and keep you … whatever the Gobabis Boere say! Ja nee, it’s that time of the year again when we all wanna spend some money and just wanna be happy with no hassles! We can be bothered by January … only in January! Spend the money, be happy love your children, adore your parents … finish en klaar! I just have one little problem that normally creeps up this time of the year. You know, there’s never a worse time of the year when the MTC network gets so clogged that I can’t even send a message to a potential kamborroto! Everybody is texting one another for one reason or the other. But I would like to warn everyone out there … please stop sending text messages when you are drunk okay? Every Christmas people get so drunk that they start sending text messages to the wrong people. Please wait patiently … send all your messages while you are sober … otherwise you just might embarrass yourself the next morning you wake up with a big babalaas! Here are some of the wrong text messages people send out that they normally regret the next morning. To your wife: Hi sweetie, my wife will be leaving town soon with her mother …will let you know when I will come over. Oops! To your boss: Listen Johnny, park your bakkie behind my office tomorrow night … then we can quickly load the stuff! Your mother: Tonight I will lick your body up and down … what time is your man leaving? Your ex-wife: I can’t live without you please … let’s kiss and make up! Your kamborroto: You know I’ll leave my wife next year for you! Remember, the text messages above were not supposed to be sent to those people. Please be aware who you send what to over the Christmas period. Mbye mbye

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